The Family Guy on:
February 21, 2008 by thefamilyguy
Vegans: If God did not want you to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?
Democracy: Pure democracy is three wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
Books: Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
Journalists: “You know, I wanted to sit on a jury once and I was taken off the jury. And the judge said to me, ‘Can, you know, can you tell the truth and be fair?’ And I said, ‘That’s what journalists do.’ And everybody in the courtroom laughed. It was the most hurtful moment I think I’ve ever had.”
— Diane Sawyer on ABC’s Good Morning America July 12, 2007 following a report on people trying to avoid serving on a jury.
Hope: He that lives upon hope will die fasting. — Benjamin Franklin
More to come as it pops into my head…….
